Warnings: Tart tries to cuss. :D Also, this makes absolutely no sense, at all!

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He blamed Kish for this entire mess. It was so easy, because Kish was always getting him into trouble anyway. Stupid, stupid Kish. 

Kish.....or should he just call him Kisshu? Japanese Seiyuu (voice actors) had a tendency to add extra vowels, so the hentai (perverted) alien's name probably was Kish (i.e., Quiche).

It did go with the 'food' theme, after all.

Hmph, Taruto, Tart.

Pai, Pie... Retasu, Lettuce... Minto, Mint.....Purin- Stupid, stupid translators! They're stupid!! Stupid!! Well, not as stupid as the dubbers. They're the most stupid. Stupidest.   

Dang. He was using "stupid" too much.

Losers. They were a bunch of filthy human losers.

'This is so dumb.' Tart's actual thoughts were enclosed in brackets to show that he would now attempt to halt his rant, and begin to explain himself.

Attempt to.

It was rather hard when this dumb, meatball-headed witch was blathering on and on how she was going to punish them in the name of the dumb moon.

But he would get to that later. First, Kish. Stupid- DANG IT!!!

Ahem.

Kish decided, one day out of the blue, that he would march down and talk to the 4kids people. Apparently he thought the name 'Dren' was a drag. And 'Zoey' reminded him of Brittany Spears' little sister, who was also doing a show in which she was also named Zoey.  And he did NOT want to be seen kissing someone who reminded him of that Jamie Spears girl, (or something. Tart didn't keep track of the Stupid Spears family.)

The whole thing was stupid, in Tart's opinion. They should be hunting down the manga-ka and demanding to know why he looked like a little girl. But Kish somehow dragged him along. The not-too-fondly-dubbed 'midget' didn't know how. Or why.   

So it was on their way through the strange, non-anime world, they met the Stupid-Sailors.

The trio had been a bit unnerved by the similarities between this group of girls and their own Mew-witches.

(Yes, Pai came too. Didn't he mention that? Oh, well, who cares? It's Pai the Amazingly Stupid Percent-Obsessed Robot-emotion Boy.)

"In the name of the moon, I will punish you!"

His eye twitched in memory. That line was too dang familiar for his tastes.

At first these scantily clad girls had been friendly, and Kish...or Kisshu.... wasn't turning them down, so to speak. This is the part where Tart should use a smiley, but he doesn't know which one suits the situation... How about... X.x;;;

They were also from another planet, these wide-eyed girls explained in eerie perfect unison. The moon, 1000 years ago, these drones with exact same body types chorused. So the loser (Kish, if you're a loser too and forgot) decided that telling them the trio was out to destroy humankind was a good idea.

The next part is even dumber. (Yeah, Dumb was a good word...not too over-used...)

The dumb girls transformed, showing all the lines they had to edit out of the English Dub. Kish enjoyed himself very much, though Tart didn't really know why, because the Mews-witches weren't much better. The quintet were dressed in the exact same uniforms, but for the different colors. Sounds familiar, doesn't it? 

Ah, well... these dunderheads had sailor fukus- the Mew-witches wore stuff belonging to prostitutes. They both fulfilled male fantasy, Tart supposed, while appealing to girls with cuteness. Using a collection of sparkly attacks (Tart blanched at the familiarity of it all) the Sailors blasted the aliens away.

Now the stupidheads (Pai and Kish, you stupidheads!) were sitting on the sidewalk, hunched over a map, trying to find 4kids. 

It was official.

They would be stopping by Viz and Inuyasha was going to teach him some more obscenities. Tart could simply not function on 'dumb' and 'stupid' all the f[Censored]-ing time.